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Has a massive knob proper fit all round don
You seen Lachlan he’s got a cock the size of a bus he will do a Jhadi John in ya fanny
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Blue eyes, blonde hair, Tall, looks like he is from Queensland.
Works at maccas, and is the funniest guy you'll ever meet.
Person 1: Hey Lachlan what do you want me to call you
Lachlan: Lachy
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lachlan is a funny cunt and gets all the girls he has a great sense of humour and always gets in trouble in class
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a person who does appsulutely nothing except make people laugh for no reason . oh and did I say he steals each and everyone of you friends
person 1: oh look its lachlan
person 2: quick run hes coming for your friends he might even give you raibies in the process
person 1: yep ok lets run
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lachlan a boy who is genuinely caring and kind. When it comes to school he is the most athletic person there is. But most lachlan's tend to play softball and tennis which makes them a WEAK BITCH. Although they can be athletic, when you first meet a lachlan they can be quite confronting but when you meet their real personality they are SOOKS. They are usually a tall person but if you meet a lachlan that is short he will usually only have a small group of friends. The lachlan can also be quite rude and likes to insult other people as a joke but he easily gets attached to people within a couple of days.
Person 1: Oh my god!! he is exactly like Lachlan..
Person 2: Yeah I know, he is such a weak bitch
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an annoying little brother who tells fucked up stories at the dinner table, generally in front of his parents
lachlan: "This one guy thinks he's so hardcore cause he wanks over porn mags!" (in reference to an 11 year old friend)
OR
lachlan: "he was just masturbating onto everthing, it was soooo funny!"
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