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forwarded e-mail which threatens to ruin yor sex life unless you send it to 20 people within 5 minutes of receiving it.
OMG guys, Jesus wrote this chain letter 2000 years ago despite the fact of not having a computer and if you dont send it to 80 friends within the next hour in order to save a starving ugandan orphan with syphilis he will zap your testicles off!
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The reason why the national high school drop out rate is so high. The book borders on the topics of guilt, religion, and fucking. Most English teachers percieve this book to be a literary treasure chest, hence why the English department is usually targeted first when students go on homicidal rampages.
Teacher: I love the Scarlet Letter, yet I hate you so I'd like you to write an essay explaining the main theme of the sto-...
Student: Uh, ma'm?
Teacher: Yes miste-...
Student: Blow me.
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A horrible book written by American author Nathaninel Hawthorne. One is forced to ask, why is this book considered in any way, shape or form, a good book, especially when one considers that at the same time, geniuses such as Fyodor Dostievsky were writing their works. Even in American literature of the time one can take such examples as Thoreau and Emerson and wonder, why on earth is this book considered good?
One of the worst books ever is the definition of THe Scarlet Letter
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A gnome whose existance involves altering written and/or typed correspondance, after is has been sealed, so that grammatical, orthographical, and/or typographical errors appear to be errors originating with the author. Their existence is a scientific fact.
"Of course I know the correct meaning of ironic! Letter gnomes wrote that song!" -- Alanis Morissette
The term used by soldiers in the European Theater during World War II for a condom
Hey Pierre, don't make me lucky without a french letter
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It's a bullet from a fucking gun!
"Straight from my heart, fucker! You know what a love letter is? It's a bullet from a fucking gun, fucker! You recieve a love letter from me, and you're fucked forever! You understand, fuck? I'll send you straight to hell, fucker!"
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A genuine written form of communication with someone you love when the atmosphere becomes tense.
When a couple or loved ones are unable to make contact in a way that feels genuine, there are virtually no words that can fix what is wrong in their relationship and the longing for connection continues. A love letter is the productive answer, as writing is less intimidating than face-to-face communication. Writing allows time to cool down, to think, to reflect, to be heard and to be understood.
I believe a love letter may begin where pride ends and strength that overcomes the human resistance to being the one to 'give in' is fully embraced.
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