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An ATM-like machine that takes in real money, and spits out fake currency with imaginary value, usually cryptocurrency (bitcoin, etc.)
Steve mistook a Madoff Machine thinking it was a regular bank ATM - now his cash is gone.
See “mistah J”
someone who is non stop cringe and anything that they post is absolutely atrocious or just plain awful, talentless , annoying, etc
“A person who does something for attention or hops onto overhyped or popular fads for the sake of clout or who enjoys showing off is easily labeled a cringe machine”
“That eboy is a real cringe machine”
Anyone who uses Snapchat filters or tik tok is a textbook cringe machine
Who you looking for on here? Mistah J? Or any of the other lesser cringe machine individuals?????
An electrical appliance with an attachable dildo.
I woke up sore this morning after my fuck machine had a technical glitch and wouldn't stop fucking me despite hitting power off switch. I'm now filing a police report and will sue the manufacturer for this rape machine.
Someone who lets their ego control all of their personality traits and actions.
"Wow, Jason always brags about how good he is, he is such an ego machine!"
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A computer with internet access, thus porn
Yo dude, i just bought a new G5 porn machine!
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A large, bazooka-like gun that shoots dildos hard enough into a foe's mouth to break his/her neck.
Police Officer: <looks at shattered body> Dear god! What happened to this poor man?!
Innocent Bystander: He has succumb to the neck-breaking power of the fear machine.
When a guy is getting a blow job from a random women, pulls out, and blows his load all over her face while holding his dick and screaming Ratt-A-Tatt-Tatt!
Also known as the Rambo and the Frustrated Elmo
I don't think that girl will ever talk to me again after i Machine Gunned her.
That girl got really pissed when i showed her the Machine Gun
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