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a sexual move that is done out of anger when your lover passes out early and you ram your finger or thumb in her butt-hole to maybe wake her up, or just relieve your anger.
she had the nerve to pass out butt naked midway through sex, I gave her the angry mechanic.
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Legendary lyric from the OST of the Legendary game Command & Conquer.
"I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical, I'm a mechanical man, dum dum dum"
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A skill set for guys have that enables them to aim their piss when they pee. Different situations call for different mechanics.
When everyone is sleeping and I have to pee, I use my peeing mechanics to hit the sides of the toilet. This way no one can hear me pee.
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When you squat down to work on your car and you accidentally sit on a can of brake cleaner, and the nozzle sprays it up your butt.
Man, Kevin went to put the wheel back on his Mustang, and sat right on the Brakleen! Mechanic’s Bidet right in his ass!!
Extraphysical mechanics is a fundamental theory and theoretical framework in physics that provides a description of the physical properties of nature at extraphysical scale. It is the foundation of all extraphysical theory including extraphysical chemistry, extraphysical astronomy, theoretical extraphysics, extraphysical computing, extraphysical technology, and extraphysical biology.
Extraphysical mechanics is literally the string theory of extraphysics, but it is considered possible to be proved since it is theoretically possible to apply on computing and technology, like on extraphysical computing and extraphysical technology, besides have a lot of mathematical confirmation that needs to be better developed. And extraphysical mechanics can be useful for humans find out if the claims new agers, religious and spiritual people do about spiritual beings and spiritual worlds are actually real or not.
Get on your girl in a doggy style position, whisper the name of another girl in her ear, and see how long you can stay on
"what did you do with Jessica last night"
"oh we tried the Mechanical bull and I stayed on for 10 seconds"