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When you’ve had a few too many beverages and you’re feeling a bit queasy, you might go to the toilet and have a Chris Mew (Spew).
“Where have you been Tay?”
“Fuck I was feeling shit, I just had a quick Chris Mew in the toilet” - Taylor
human made Pokemon that was known as the most powerful Pokemon but it killed its creators and began amassing an army of Pokemon turned suicide bombers with the promise they'd get endless ditto in heaven
Mew two destroyed ashes moms pussy
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When a cat meows at its owner for food and acting like it is starving even though it just ate a short time ago.
As I went to get a snack in the kitchen my cat was meowing at me for food. However, I knew it was Fake Mews since I fed him less than an hour ago.
Lord Dimitri, the King of MeWe, is a former Google+ raider, and doxxer. He also was Vex Wolfenstein, owner of DANK MEMES on Google+. He eventually retired from the raiding world to become a full time memelord/shitposter.
Dimitri earned the title after dethroning the false King, a user known as Sriracha. After becoming King, he ruled over the subjects of MeWe, enjoying his rule, and enjoying his Queen, Nefera.
Person 1: "Hey, it's the King of MeWe! All hail our amazing King!"
Person 2: "All hail!"
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A stupid bastard from England who makes pointless threads about how much he wants to fuck fat chicks and how feminists are evil. Similar to Topcat in that he is a tool, but also has a cloying avatar. Considered a poster child for retroactive abortion.
Mew Guy, you're a faggot.
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it is when you cannot stop watching cute cat videos
rits definitely has mew fever
This is a term for online news, when people enjoy a good session of reading such news on websites as www.shoutwire.com and www.digg.com. They can sit back with a cup of coffee and look back on the mews they read.
John- mmmmm... so relaxing, reading so much shit that happens in the world. big mews! they discovered a dildo shaped planet. MMMMMMMMM
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