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An essay due at midnight, making for a stressful evening that turns to joy (or embarrassment) once the paper is sent off.
Jeff: "Hey, do you want to watch Star Wars tonight?"
Bryan: "No way! I'm writing a midnight essay, and it's already 7 p.m."
That sneaky roommate that eats all your pickles out of your fridge in the middle of the night. A devious individual indeed.
Every day I wake up with less and less pickles in my fridge. It's my sneaky fat roommate that midnight pickler.
Someone who jerks off right around midnight every night, usually due to being horny with no pussy sex in sight, other than porn.
Dude is such a midnight choker, don't even bother calling him at midnight, he'll be choking the chicken neck to porn!
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The emptiness you feel in your stomach in the middle of the night, usually while watching commercials for pizza or Burger King.
Guy #1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy #2: Ughh man, I was watching this movie on TV, and then a Burger King commercial came on for the Whopper JR. I realized I totally had the midnight munchies and I just had to get 50 of them things.
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A phrase used when a male sees something he likes, insinuating an erection.
** After an attractive girl walks by. **
Ryan: Wow, it just went from six to midnight.
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Waking up in the middle of the night relizing you have to take a massive shit.
"dude i had the worst midnight monster last night."
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Hiker Midnight is 9:00 pm. This is the time that the sun is definitely down and most serious and mannerly hikers will be going to sleep such that they can get 8 or more hours sleep before a daybreak departure.
It was past hiker midnight when those a*holes showed up making all kinds of noise and began cooking dinner! They kept me up half the night...Sucked!
Please do your best to arrive early or to make little noise in a campsite/shelter after 9:00 pm...
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