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When you finger your own anus, then slide the feces between your partners labia.
“Oh my God, I can’t believe Luke gave me Dutch Mudflaps”
“Promise me you won’t Dutch Mudflap me again!”
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The delicate art of inserting one of your nuts directly into her asshole.
Rise and grind baby! It's mudflap time.
Alaskan Mudflap- inserting your nut in and around her butthole
A mudflap chinstrap is armor worn by whores when they give you a blumpkin.
That bitch was freaky. She offered to give me a blumpkin, but since I kinda cared about her I let her put on her mudflap chinstrap just in case there was any splash back.
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A Mullet. See Kentucky Waterfall, Tennessee Tophat, Shorty Longback
I must have seen a dozen Missouri mudflaps at the fair.
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It's when someone gives you a blowjob with snus in their mouth, and the snus runs down onto your balls like a mudflap.
Hey honey, I'd like an Ettan Swedish mudflap this morning.
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When a woman sits on the toilet backwards, a man then sits behind her. He places his erect penis flush against her anus as she begins to shit. As each turd is released and breaks off, the erect penis slaps back against the anus. This creates the distinct slapping sound of the Texas Mudflap.
"Thanks for the Texas Mudflap Hailee, my dick sure is shitty now," said Brett. "No problem, anytime," exclaimed Hailee.
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When you have sexual intercourse missionary style with a girl who has explosive diarrhea and she shits on your balls resembling mudflaps on a truck.
Dude that chick gave me a mississippi mudflap last night.
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