Boomer plague

The named to be used in the future for the Covid19 Virus, so named because it wiped out much of the boomer population, preparing the ground for the millennial takeover of all aspects of political and economic life.
It is believed the plague was of Divine origin as a punishment for the election of Donald Trump, as the Bible prophesied that a plague would fall upon nations who choose wicked kings. This idea was promoted by Charles Philip Redwine, a Biblical scholar.

Old millennial: how much did you pay for your house?

Other old millennial: I got it for $43,000 2020 dollars after the Boomer Plague.

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walking plague

A crusty skankersaurous who undresses for money, steals friends, and drinks other peoples booze. She likes to lie, take strange drugs, snitch, and grind strange dicks. She bites people, hits them with maglits, gets ugly tattoos and tries to start shit with men who are spoken for. She can't take responsibility for her actions, including snitching and stealing. She is always sick and is stricken with meth mites. Is fat and tries to wear little kid clothes. She hails from Lake Land and acts as such. Fake-ass lying manipulative cunt. WARNING: Contains more drama than The Real World and will fake pregnancy.

Nigga, your girlfriend is a busted ass walking plague.

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Brobonic Plague

Occurs when an illness spreads amongst a group of bros. Usually occurs after a brodeo, brobeque, broadtrip and/or brodown

Bro 1: Hey bro, good thing we didn't go to that brodeo on the weekend.

Bro 2: Ya bro, I heard the Brobonic Plague hit those guys hard.

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cubonic plague

when a coworker in the neighboring cube is in a foul mood and it becomes contagious

Carl had a shitty night last night, and brought his bad mood to the office. He's spreading the cubonic plague.

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Jewbonic Plague

When someone, especially a non-jew, shows clear sexual preference toward the Jewish.

You think Anne Frank is hot? You just have Jewbonic Plague.

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Saskatoon Plague

When you don't want to go into work, but you gotta come up with some kind of disease to get out.

Bob: "Man, I really don't want to go into work after day drinking all day today."
Sam: "Why not just call in and say you got the Saskatoon Plague? I hear it's sweeping through Saskatoon right now."

Wuhanic Plague

The preferred name of COVID-19.

Everyone is freaking out over the Wuhanic Plague

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