Noun.
A sexual position involving a woman masturbating a man with her butt cheeks then receiving his ejaculate in her eye.
Greg: "Dude, how was the date with Steffany last night?"
Craig: "Oh man, it was awesome. She gave me the best Messy Popeye ever."
When a man penatrates a woman so hard and so fast in sexual intercourse that she cant help herself to sound like Popeye the Sailor, "ah ga ga ga ga ga"
Dude! I made megan the drunkin popeye last night, she loves it hard and fast!
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(n) When a woman places her arm in the Popeye position to hold up her breasts whilst taking photos.
"You can tell that chick has small tits due to her Popeye Cleavage."
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the concept of getting SO frustrated with this life, one would spin their arm around and around like a windmill, and let loose a punch at the desired 'brick wall', that would possess enough 'wake-up' power to knock the world off its' axis. -as seen in the ancient popeye cartoons
john kept thinking of giving his boss a popeye punch
that fucking lemon transport needs a popeye punch
i'd popeye punch that pumped up chump!
samir wanted to popeye punch those bastard club bouncers!
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the use of the rectum/anus as the chamber of a bong, wherein the practitioner looses control and ass-blasts "bong" water into the face of the recipient...specifically the eye...
The two girls were doing bong rips out of each other's asses and Hiroku couldn't hold it any longer and gave Suki a dirty popeye...they fell over, giggling, and then had a pillow fight...
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e.g. My throat feels Popeye's biscuity recently and I kept coughing
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the only thing dryer than your moms pussy
oh GOD frewfjiofnewkfjbwofhwei get me some fuckin water I just ate a popeyes biscuitghewighoghiwhgohqowhfednfkjsxnhskhfdoflksdscsdl fdi AHHHHHHHHHHHHH