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AKA Prongs; totally awesome leader of The Marauders; created the Marauder's Map and owned the invisibility cloak; married Lily Evans; fathered Harry Potter; was an Auror and in the OotP; hated Snape and liked to make his life miserable :)
james potter is a freaking awesome dude
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The greatest audio book series ever created in the universe by an even greater man of the same name. Narrated by British actor Jim Dale (with heavy word splicing and sound editing), the audio books have absolutely nothing to do with Harry Potter, except for the fact that they have the main/supporting characters (i.e. Harry, Ron, Hermionie, Hagrid, Dumbledore, Professor McGonagall, Professor Sprout, Professor Umbridge, and Snape), some brief cameos (Uncle Vernon and Dobby the House Elf), a non-existing character (Fuckbeak, a splice of "F" and "Buckbeak," who is a human), and even Jim Dale and JK Rowling themselves. The characters perform bizarre sex acts and pointless, but often humorous, antics (Shitting on each other, Hermionie having crabs, Harry gurgling a pussy milkshake, gay butt sex, Harry swallowing Ron's cum, Hagrid fucking Harry and cumming all over his ass, etc.). There are currently 4 Dirty Potter audio books; in order, they are: Dirty Potter and the Snape Kills Dumbledore; Dirty Potter 2 and the Deathly Farts; Dirty Potter 3 and the Fabulous Gay Farty Pee and Poo Party; and Dirty Potter 4 - Fuckbeak and Friends, Chapter 1. Dirty Potter has a website, simply named dirtypotter.com. Dirty Potter has made other audio books, two being Dirty the Pooh and the Hundred Acre Shitpile (Winnie the Pooh) and Dirty Peter Pan and the Long Black Penis of Evil (Peter Pan). He has also made a piece entitled, "Dirty Barack," an edit of President Obama.
Person 1: Have you heard about Dirty Potter?
Person 2: Yeah, I love those. Fucking hilarious!
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The pimpest aerial manuever know to man. Try to think of the greatest thing you have ever seen a person complete while airborne and then multiply it by eleventy billion and you might..might...be able to imagine what the flying potter looks like.
Yesterday during our game of Horse A.C. elimated all three contestants by completing "The Flying Potter". It was so amazing that no one even dared attempt it, they all just walked off the court.
A mocking name to call someone rich who says they can't go to Mars.
Draco: Not all of us inherited enough money to buy NASA when our parents died. Did we, Potter? Moonshoes Potter. Jet pants Potter. (when talking about Pigfarts...its on Mars)
One of the greatest singers on Broadway. She is best known for her roles as Glinda in Wicked and Wednesday in The Addams Family. She is AMAZING, gorgeous, and VERY talented.
Hey, did you see Rachel Potter in the Addams Family last night?
Yeah! She was AMAZING. My Broadway idol!
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A series of books that most people haven't read but don't hesitate to critcize, anyways. Often mistaken as books that are "just for kids", when the truth is they curse more than my older brother, are dark and depressing, but at the same time funny and lighthearted.
Dude: Harry Potter's gay.
Friend: Is that supposed to be an INSULT?!?!?!
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AKA: Lily Evans or just Evans.
Dearly departed mum to the Boy Who Lived, Harry Potter. Original bearer of the greener than green eyes, and defender of those who cannot/do not defend themselves, such as Severus Snape. Dear wife of James Potter. Murdered protecting her son from the dark Lord Voldemort. Bestower of the protection curse on Harry. A tad one dimensional.
"Hello, I'm Lily Potter, practically perfect in every way."
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