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when a girl has gone for a long bike ride on a lovely hot summers day and left a little sweat mark on the saddle to show just how hard she has worked.
damn, look at that canoe print, i bet you could fit two in her canoe.
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When a girl leaves a spot of blood on the toilet seat when she's on her period.
John: "I went to take a piss this morning and Mary left a paw print on the seat I almost threw up.
Max: "Haha gross."
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I seen this once. I was at church and I seen this stain on the char that looked like this: (|) It was dried-blood-red and had amazing detail. The clit even made its own impression. I call this a cunt print.
S&!#! she left a cunt print behind! Her rag must have snuck up on her!
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Much like a mushroom tattoo, a prune print would be when you slap someone across the face with your nut sack.
My bitch friend passed out on the couch at a party, so I gave him a prune print on his forehead and got it on video.
The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person
Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.
1. The act of writing and publishing a book wherein your ex is portrayed as the antagonist. Bonus points are given if the antagonist dies.
2. The act of publishing an article in a periodical that damages or destroys an ex's reputation.
C.S. Lewis' wife was a bitchy gold digger, but he got major print payback when he wrote her into his Narnia books as the White Witch.
Tony was a writer for the Herald, so it was only a matter of time before he got print payback on Danielle.
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When your paper is half way in the printer and just STOPS. Usually when you have no ink, or a paper jam.
Juan: Hey amigo, did you get my fax? It's extremely important! Zane: NO! It's at a fucking half print. Fuck printers.