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The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice
¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers
Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
A technically savvy trans woman.
"You're not a real programmer if you're not trans woman."
"Real programmers wear programming socks."
"She wears the socks of a real programmer."
noun. pro-gram-er
Someone who can solve a problem you didn't know you had, in a way only he and god understand.
See also: wizard, magician
Mom: Can you fix the printer?
Me: Only because I am a programmer I can't fix you printer
Professional Google- and/or Stackoverflow user, without them you'll never figure out how to implement the random peace of code in a 6 y/o Stackoverflow post in the new program.
Project manager: guys this task should take 2 days maximum
Programmer : *Writing on google how to write hello world in html* Yes ...
Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
Noun /ˈprōˌɡramər/
A machine that turns coffee into code.
Som1: Are you a programmer?
Me: Yes.
My Brain: *Converting coffee into code* please do not move in the process! (in robot voice)
A person who sits at a computer all day, copying and pasting things from the Internet. He works a remote job with a 400k salary but he eats ramen and lives in a crappy apartment with 4 other dudes.
He just sits on his laptop all day, he must a lazy programmer