rev up the lincoln

to masturbate. A lincoln car is a car that is very long and wide. The rev up part is a term used to explain the back and forth movement of the hand to "rev up" the penis.

I was very bored last night so I decided to rev up the lincoln.

Rev your engine

To turn your girlfriend or boyfriend on with dirty talk and role playing

Baby I’ll rev your engine!

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low rev rate

See Dick Allen bowl any pattern in the PBA.

Zeke Bayt has to have a 700 rev rate and Dick Allen has a low rev rate of 290 at best.

Revving up a lawnmower

A two part sexual act.
The first part of the act consists of forgetting to use a lubricant on Anal Beads before inserting them into anal cavity of an unsuspecting sexual partner.
The second part is simply a quick removal of unlubricated sex toy in a manner similar to revving up a lawnmower, causing severe damage to the sex partner.

Dude, I once knew this goth girl that was into butt stuff. She wanted me to bead her up, but I forgot to use the lubricant and ended up lrevving up a lawnmower

Revving your monty

An expression to be used in place of phrases such as "I'm pulling your leg" or "I'm winding you up" as it conjures up strange images in ones head.

"Naw, I'm just revving your Monty mate."

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Dr. Rev. Donahue

A person who tends to exaggerates stories, and obsession of films and showing films with nudity seens to underage minors.

Dr. Rev. Donahue stop and rewind just as the actress flashed her breasts to the lead character.

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Rev up those fryers

do as fred the fish says.

Fred: Rev up those fryers~!!!
Fred: Help!! Help!! My Leg!!

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