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To date the significant other of a dead person.
#1.The grave robber is typically one who has had a long, secret love for the deceased's lover, or has been a former lover.
#2.The grave robber cold also be like a funeral crasher, who tries to use the grief of the widow/widower as an opportunity to get a piece of ass.
Example of #1: "It totally broke my heart when Joe married Angela, but now that's she's dead I can finally review my true feelings! But that would make me a grave robber! Woe is me!"
Example #2: "Dude, I'm totally going to make my move on Joanne and tap that ass!"
"Don't be a grave robber, dude. We're at her husband's funeral."
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to do something very fast... derived from the saying 'in and out like a robber's dog'
ok I'll wait... but only if you're robbers dog about it
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Anyone from the opposite sex that gets you smiling at first, over the thought of her/him, but is way too charming and endearing to the point where you risk getting addicted. Until one day, you wake up realizing your brain is suddenly incapable of producing natural endorphins because that amazing person of the opposite sex unknowingly robbed the dopamine receptors in your brain. (The somewhat psychological definition.)
Someone who is like a drug you get addicted to and so then you gotta dig yourself out of a hole. (The layman's term definition.)
-Riley: "I just saw you not too long ago and you seemed happy, what happened?"
-Madison: "Yeah well I met this boy who was a total dopamine robber. I'm through playing with fire."
-Riley: "That sucks."
-Madison: "Trust me, you never wanna form a crush on a dopamine robber. It's dangerous. You might as well take up cocaine for a hobby."
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A man who has sex with a young girl who is underage.
R. Kelly is a craddle robber.
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A parent who can't accept the relationship their child is in, because they are protective of their child and/or do not like their child's significant other. Will lecture their child on the cons of their relationship and go to lengths to end the relationship. The parents may appear to even like the significant other when talking to them, but call them names behind their back to brainwash their precious offspring.
His mom called me a cradle robber. Can you believe that? I'm not even that much older than him. She's the altar robber.
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There's this guy that hides in bathrooms and he steals your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush.
My mom told me about him, when I didn't flush.
Mom - "Be careful, Jim"
Jim - "Why?"
Mom - "There's a poop robber might be in the bathroom and he might try to steal your poop if you don't flush. So, you better flush."
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Annoying little son of a bench
Can talk for hours
I have that Rob the Robber