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A phrase used as an insult from one to another.
The receiving end of the insult must be male otherwise it wouldn't make any sense and that person would automatically win the insult battle.
The exact opposite of being "hung like a horse".
Guy#1: "Dude, Shut-up I'm hung like a horse!"
Person#1: "Yeah... hung like a seahorse!!!"
Person#1: "HAHAHAHA I win one to nothin!!!"
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A guy who is crusty and eats seahorses
That crusty ass seahorse eater is searching for MORE seahorses to eat
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The "Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse" is the act in which the male hangs onto a shower curtain, holds his left leg up with his other hand, while the woman does a handstand underneath him while the shower is on. The Man thrusts downward in a circular and pumping motion.
" Yo Ryan I heard you gave her a Reverse Cricket Leg Bionic-Seahorse!!"
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A male who doesn’t wash his genitalia to the point where it smells and gets ‘crusty’
Hey girl, how was Ryan in bed last night?
Urgh he was terrible, he’s such a crusty seahorse, that peen hadn’t been washed in yonks!
When a female individual gets pregnant, gives birth, then leaves the baby behind with the father aka single dad status. This does not include if female is deceased and father is left to care for child on his own. This is solely for females who have left the male with their child on purpose; she has seahorsed the man.
Jenny: So you just left him with your baby?
Franny: Fuck yeah I seahorsed that fool. I'll come back after there's some mental trauma established so I can pretend I was always caring mother.
After cumming in a female's ass, the male then adds chili sauce to it. The female then proceeds to shit the mixture back out onto hotdogs, where the couple then eats them.
The same can be done with substituting the chili sauce with Sriracha chili sauce and noodles.
Hey honey, are you down for some Chilean Seahorse tonight or are you still full from the Alabama Hot Pocket from this morning?
retarded seahorse(parker) Is a term used to define a special creatures who’s a lil different
Oh boy he is a retarded seahorse(parker) just look at him