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A mans sperm that is infected with a disease.
Johnny banged that crack whore crystal the other night raw and released his infected seed inside her.
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A ditch seed is when you implant the possibility of you ditching while plans are being made with a subtle yet effective 'out'. So when it comes time for those plans to happen or for you to make the decision whether you will participate or not, you can 'harvest' the now mature ditch seed that has grown and ditch with no consequences and the ditched will be understanding.
Friend asks: Hey can you help me move this Saturday?
You plant the ditch seed: Yeah man I could probably do that but I might have to work that night (whether this is true or not doesn't matter)
Saturday rolls around and you can choose to help your friend move or use your ditch seed and tell him you have to work after all and you won't look like a ditching douche.
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A band from San Diego, California that combines reggae, rock and roll, and psychedelics to create some of the best sounding music ever made. It's easy to listen to, relaxing, and anybody can like it. You better check them out or you will regret it.
Friend #1: Hey wanna go see (insert generic screamo band here)
Me: Nah man, I'm going to see Tribal Seeds. Check em out.
Friend #1: (listens) OMG THEY ROCK.
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A present given by a woman upon her impregnation; a condition precedent to receiving a 'push present' upon giving birth.
My wife got me an Audi A5 as a seed present when she found out she was pregnant
An incorrect expression for "firmly established" or "deeply ingrained."
Seeded is a synonym for "impregnated." Therefore, deep-seeded means "deeply impregnated."
Marcus was deep-seeded by a well-hung fellow named Bubba in the prison shower.
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Seed Dish
/sฤd/ /diSH/
noun: seed dish
plural noun: seed dishes
A seed dish is an item that has been used in the preparation, serving, or eating of a meal that has been left in an untidy state. A seed dish is sufficient in size, auspicious enough in placement and/or part of a large enough collection of dishes to spawn the spontaneous build-up of additional dishes. Dishes placed on or around a seed dish are no longer considered seed dishes.
The person or persons contributing the seed dishes are thus largely responsible for the resulting clutter and disorder caused by the seed dishes. Intense feelings of indolence have been known to cause denial (or actual memory loss in more extreme cases) of any culpability regarding seed dish(es).
Someone left a seed dish on the counter and a giant mess was there the next day
Cheerios. They look like tiny donuts to stupid people.
Your mom is so stupid, she thought Cheerios were donut seeds.
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