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Pretty much the worst show on TV. A gay program about 8 people who are taken to New Jersey in a house that doesn't have any electricity, and full of cameras to stalk them while they live life. Apparently they're so bored they decide to get hammered, and shortly after nailed!
Either that, or it's fake shit! Think about it. It's not reality, or at least it's not anything like the reality from where I hail from. Then again, these poor kids might just be driven so crazy that this is their life, LOL.
This is an unexaggerated scene of Jersey Shore, seriously.
Jwoww: I'm bored.
Snooki: Hey, let's f**k people.
Jwoww: Okay, but first let's get out some drinks.
Snooki: Hey, how about we call the guys down and have a party!
Jwoww: That's good, let's hook up.
5 minutes later...
*Snooki is in bed with 2 guys.*
And next morning...
*Snooki is on the phone with her boyf.
Boyf: You cheated on me, how could you do that?
Snooki: (pregnant, surrounded by plastic cups, white stains all over bed) What are you talking about: I don't remember anything?
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The most beautiful region of Massachusetts.
The opposite of the North Shore (worst place in the U.S.).
The South Shore softball team always wins when the play the North Shore.
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A person who lives in a small suburban neighborhood, yet loves to spend their entire summer at a cigarette-filled beach with green water. A shore rat usually owns or rents a small beach house. They also own a boat. They spend most of their time at the marina working on their boat, while discussing why their son is the best player on an 8-year old little league team. Every shore rat also talks with a recognizable jersey accent.
“Hey Dave, what you doing this weekend ?”
“Probably just going to hang down the shore with my cousins. Catch me at the marina!”
“Oh nice man, you must love the shore!” You’re such a shore rat!”
A shitty school.
You probably go here, fuck you.
Wow you go to Nantyr Shores? You must be one of those circle-jerk chads!
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The dumbest show on MTV, if not ever made. All you'll see here is a buch of Guineas going to clubs, getting in fights, and fist pumping (the dumbest looking thing we ever saw).
Man 1: Did you see Jersey Shore yet?
Man 2: Yeah. It's awesome isn't it?
Man 1: Yeah; watching Italians in clubs is SOOOO fun =/
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A little place near Edwardsvile, IL that is considered to most people as a completely different town, although there aren't too many resource stops within it. Residents of Edwardsville usually have to go about 35 minutes by car to get to Holiday Shores, and vice versa. Holiday Shores is not very multicultural, it mainly consists of long-haired white kids who ride BMX bikes, smoke weed and do backflips all day. Residents who live in Holiday Shores try to make it widely known that they live there. While it is a nice community of people, the houses aren't too great and people still have to ride almost 40 minutes to get to school / get groceries. Still, great fun can be found in Holiday Shores.
"Hey dad, can I go to Sean's house?"
"Sure, where's he live?"
"Holiday Shores,"
*Dad ponders for about 40 minutes on whether to spend gas on his child*
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