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to smurf

To snort Adderall, normally leaving a blue drip within one's nose and turns someones snot and spit blue.

Yo Nitti, you tryna go smurf? Yeah man I'm always down to smurf.

Yo that girl looks like she's been smurfing all day, there blue snot running down her nose.

by drizzydrerogers January 1, 2011

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smurf

One of the group of little blue midgets who live in houses that look like magic mushrooms. They take turns gangbanging the only female in their group, who is owned by a pimp daddy named Papa Smurf. The smurfs are harassed by some old geezer named Gargamel who is Hell-bent on killing and eating them since he's too lazy to hunt or fish or so to the store to buy food.

The Smurfs show sucked.

by AYB March 23, 2003

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smurf

1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.

2) what people are doing in the definitions above

1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!

2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 21, 2004

23๐Ÿ‘ 17๐Ÿ‘Ž


smurfs

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

by Stinar28 January 26, 2008

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smurfs

Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan

Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent

by TimothyC September 9, 2005

54๐Ÿ‘ 50๐Ÿ‘Ž


Smurf

The unoffical name of the employees at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games because of the bright blue clothes they have to wear that are the same color as smurfs.

Jeff: I'm stoked to go work at the olympics!
Brian: Have fun you smurf.

by MrBattleMan February 17, 2010

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Smurf

A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.

I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.

by won't fly again December 27, 2011

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