Snail

A disgusting little slug with a shell on it but for some reason people eat them, whenever I see them I want to throw up

Guy 1: oh, look a snail
Guy 2: *vomiting*

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Snails

Snails are a wonderful animal and they are the best.

“Wow, look at that group of snails on that tree.”

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snail

the word tj jaguars use in reference to a very small penis (often associated with a shelf)

That dude finally took a shower after practice... what a snail!

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Snailed

When a male attempts to have sex with a flacid penis, but cannot successfully complete the deed.

"How was last night with Jess? Did you nail her?"

"Nah dude, I snailed the shit out of her."
"I'm sorry man, it happens to the best of us."

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snailed it

to ''snail it'' is to have a golden opportunity available to you in which a female is ready for you to 'take her', but you take way too long to pull the trigger and another male takes over the situation, and nails the girl before you.
Basically the opposite of ''nailing it''.

too slow to get done what needed to get done.

if you want it, you gotta jump on it before someone else does.

yo just letting you know, Jenna was all over your dick. Like she was ready for someone to do it up. But you didnt jump on the opportunity, so i went in for the kill on her.
ya snailed it, bruh.

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snailing

(v) When you walk around real slow because youre so stoned....with a backpack on; resembling a snail.

Dude, i was totaling snailing on the way to class today. I was 30 minutes late and my eyes looked like solo cups. The professor was chill.

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Snail

Someone you would have sexual intercourse with but not brag about

You see the girl over there, shes not that good looking, but shes a snail

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