squirrel

A hot girl, or sometime not...that while appearing to be the life of the party is scanning every male (and even females) in the group. This girl will then use her body and many sexual innuendos to entice the victim out of their nuts...so to speak....a.k.a the drugs in their pockets. Tho often times the squirrel need only use her innuendos to obtain the nut...sometimes it is necessary and even pleasurable to the squirrel to up the ante for a biggger nut. Squirrel is a durogatory term, tho most who are labeled with it seem to wear it proudly, and will be seen flaunting tails from other critters...hanging from their sexy asses.

"I think i'm gonna have sex with that squirrel over there"......Damn dude, you sure you wanna split your drugs with that squirrel?.. ..Look at all the squirrels runnin around here.

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squirreling

When during the act of sexual intercourse, the man places his testicles into the woman's anus, thus "squirreling" his nuts away for the winter.

"Oh man, I was totally squirreling your mom last night!"

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Squirrel

Code word for "gay" men. Squirrels like nuts, so do "gay" men. Squirrels have the bent wrist syndrome, so do some "gay" men.

Instead of a gay friend saying "Hey GURL hey!" to his gay bestie, he says "HEY SQUIRREL HEY!".

Mike: HEY SQUIRREL HEY!
Matt: Hey SQUIRREL! Your looking FABULOUS today!

Johnny: I can't crack this nut, sometimes its not easy knowing if someone is a "squirrel". He might be a flying squirrel, not a prancer.
Chad: Tsk tsk. Yeah he might be hibernating in his tree.

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squirrel

to run a round frantically trying to figure out what you set out to do. To talk fast.

Rachel squirrels around the restaurant trying to set up for parties. Rachel is squirreling so fast I can't understand what she is saying.

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Squirrels

Customers in a retail store that are ampt up on drugs and their speech and behaviors are very fast, frenzied, and unpredictable.

Keep an eye out on the couple of squirrels in the clearance section.

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Squirrel

A rat with a fuzzy tail that lives in trees.

Jon: Wow... Look at that squirrel in that tree!
Ron: What is a squirrel? That is a rat with a fuzzy tail.
Jon: Oh.

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Squirrel

A lady's pubic hair from the age 50+

Gemma's squirrel was getting out of hand, needing a bloody good trim.

Very dry, coarse and grey (much like a grey squirrel's fur/coat).

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