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Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium

The musical hardcore trance/screamo act 'Clumsy Child Syndrome' performing at Wembley Stadium.

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Water Bottle: I heard Clumsy Child Syndrome are playing Wembley. Clumsy Child Syndrome at Wembley Stadium? Scarpering hampers huh?
Magazine: NO!
Mirror: WHO IS THIS EVEN SPEAKING ON THE TELEPHONE?!
Wembley Stadium announcement: Due to Prozac limited the following houses have been demolished...10!
Magazine: NO!

DON'T EVER BELIEVE IN THE MIRRORS!

by preqq May 29, 2008

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New stadium

A building that caters to new generations, newcomers, and tourists and says fuck the original residents, kind of like a shiny new entertainment district.

The owner of the NFL team threatened to move the team to a different city if the residents didn't surrender their money over to him for a new stadium/entertainment district. He wasn't the first guy to ever do something like that in town, he just happened to be the richest. In a way he was worse, since the guy that did it before him was at least a local boy, not that anybody would forgive him for what he did with the city's first pro sports team.

by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021


N64 Wario Stadium

Used to describe a guy whom a girl will only date because all the other guys are taken. He is always the last choice for a love life because he's boring and ugly. This is a reference to the only track in Mario Kart 64 that Nintendo hasn't brought to another game yet. I mean, who wants to see the same Wario head plastered all over the wall of the track?

Chad: I heard Brian finally got a girlfriend.
Jake: Not like she had a choice anyway.
Chad: Looks like Brian's an N64 Wario Stadium

by Flatblok71 April 19, 2024


Stadium Seating

A sexual act similar to a blumpkin in which one dude craps in the top tank of the toilet while a second craps in the bowl of the toilet. The dude crapping in the top tank receives a blowjob while the girl is riding the dude crapping in the bowl of the toilet.

Me and my buddy got stadium seating from that dirty skank Becky

by *construction noises* April 11, 2018


Stadium Antics

The annoying things that happen at a stadium, usually during a baseball game, that are loud and pointless.

Examples of stadium antics include hot dog races, the singing of the national anthem, and the seventh inning stretch.

by pointlessfeces September 6, 2012


Spring Stadium

A Spring Stadium is a stadium made of springs. You can use it when you want to talk about a stadium made of springs.

Person 1: We should build a stadium made of springs. A Spring Stadium if you will.
Person 2: It's Fall

by Legalize Spring Stadium August 27, 2020


Leaving the stadium

The act of removing oneself prematurely from an undesirable dating situation in order to avoid an awkward goodbye and empty promises of staying in contact.

Similar to when one leaves a football stadium before the game ends to avoid heavy traffic.

Bob Smith: Dude how was your date last night?

Johnny Douche: Man I got so hammered I don't even remember. Sarah must have found some friends at the bar cause I went to go talk to her when the game was over and she wasn't there.

Bob Smith: Dude, she didn't find any friends. She was leaving the stadium...

by holla-at-a-playa April 16, 2009