War Story

an explanation of something that happened to you that 1) never really happened to you and 2) is a lot more interesting than what actually did happen to you

Person 1: How did you get that black eye?
Person 2: Oh, I walked into a stop sign.
Person 1: You should say you got into a fight with a gorilla. That would be an interesting war story

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Bedtime Story

Discussing via phone or text what one person would like to do to the other in reference to sexual intercourse and/or foreplay.
Masturbation is usually involved in this act.

"Dude, I told this girl a bedtime story last night and she moaned so loud!"

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it's a long story

A way of saying "I don't want to tell you"

From 'The Fast and The Furious'

'so how d'you know him?'
'It's a long story'
'We've got a 40 mile hike.'
'A business deal went sour,And once I made the mistake of sleeping with his sister'.

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Roblox Story

a dumb text to speech thing where a girl on Roblox goes finding friends, and stuff

it appears a lot on TikTok, sometimes on YouTube

Average Roblox Story:

Jenna: heeeeyyyyyyy besttttie
Carlos: i am getting 198765456789876545 robux and i dump you because you have nooooo robux, *changes avatar* byyyyye nooooooooob
Jenna: *joins ragdoll* im bored
Lilly: JOIN MY GROUP CHAAT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW
*Lilly adds Jenna to the group chat*
Xavier: ewwwwwwwww bacon kick her
Lilly: no
Carlos: OMMMGGG JENNA IS THAT YOU
Jenna: ya
Lilly: lets do a facccce reveaaaaaaal
Everyone: ok
Lilly: im lilly, im 15 and this is me *shows cute girl*
Carlos: im carlos im 16 and this is me *shows sexy boy*
Jenna: im jenna im 14 and this me *shows handsome girl*
Xavier: im xavier im 1 i mean 18 and this me *shows really cute boy*
Jenna: I SAAW THAT IMAGE FROOM GOOGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Xavier: *"accidently" shows baby pic*
Lilly: I KICK UUUUUUUUUUU
*Lilly kicks Xavier from the group chat"
Everyone: thank the gooooods
Carlos: wanna play adopt me
Everyone: YAYAYAYAYYAAAAAAAA
*The end*

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Story Juicing

The act of using storoids in order to make the storytelling of an event that took place sound much more interesting than the actual true events that took place.

Danny was definitely story juicing when he told us the story of what took place at the bar last night.

A Boring Story

This story is tooooo common, it will be boring if everyone does this

A boring story
By someone
A family that has a father, mother, older sister and younger brother.
The father and mother love the brother but didn't love the sister.
Then the father and mother threw the sister away.
The sister studied hard and created a company.
The father and mother became beggars because they gave all the money to the brother.
The father and mother asked the sister to return their "love".
The sister rejected and threw them back to the street
THE END

leabo story

"Leabo" should be used as a Noun, Proper Noun. A Leabo Story is a story that has no climax, purpose, and is just stupid. The common symbol for a Leabo Story is to form a "L" shape with your pointer finger and thumb. The teller of the story should be ridiculed for telling such a bad story. For your story to be called a Leabo should be considered an insult.

Example Story: Me and my friend Mitch used to go tubing, we don't go anymore.

The term Leabo can also be used to describe poop. This form of "Leabo" should be used as a verb.

My dad and I were doing yard work and my brother was playing Pokemon and my dad was like "hey stop that". This is a Leabo Story.

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