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Taint Tapper

a person that loves tapping peoples area between their vagina(woman) or nutsack(guy)
& asshole. Commonly known as the taint.

Jenny Kenny is suck a taint tapper.

by Kendra Trego February 9, 2009

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Vermont Maple Tapper

When you pour maple syrup into her pussy and then get it on. May be followed by eating the Lumberjack goodness.

Ted: Dang, Precious drank a huge chug!

Carol: Well, come on, tap her and watch the sap flow...

Ted: Oh Carol, darling, I love when you want a Vermont Maple Tapper.


by AmusesHerself April 14, 2009

28๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


Joshua Teenie Tapper

Noun

Derogatory name for a man with a penis of far below average size.

(girl 1) "how did last night go?"

(girl 2) "Thanks to Joshua Teenie Tapper, I had to fake it. I didn't even orgasm until after he left!"

by ALoverOfLove August 15, 2016


Utah Toe Tapper

When you gesture the person in the adjacent bathroom stall / urinal for vigorous anonymous sex.

I hear Larry is the bathroom doing the Utah Toe Tapper.

by Rickey Spanish June 25, 2021


dungeon toe tapper

A term used to define the ugliest bitches with the most nasty looking toes

Matt: Look! Bianca is wearing flip flops and her toes look nasty
Phoebe: Yeah look her her feet, what a dungeon toe tapper.

by .empress. November 15, 2019


Vermont Tree Tapper

When you funnel Pure Vermont Maple Syrup into your asshole and then have a girl suck it out through a straw.

Larry wanted to spice up his love life, so he talked his girlfriend into giving him a Vermont Tree Tapper.

by BillGatesEatsChildren February 26, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


burning anus tapper

when you lick a man/womans anus till its raw then after using bengay as lubricent use your penis as a hammer from that shitty gopher game we all played as kids and tap that shit till it bleeds.

i was with this elderly man last week who said he never has any fun anymore, so i performed the burning anus tapper then tucked him into bed.

by chicagomeathouse November 7, 2013