touche

\toosh\
noun
: a penile flatulence; a dick fart
: an emission or expulsion of air from the penis; similar to that from the anus but does not involve waste gases and thus often has no specific odor associated
: the male equivalent of a queef

verb
: to release air from the penis, voluntarily or involuntarily

While strolling through the locker room, we came across an old, nude european who was conversing about his touche.

Unknowingly to me, I frequently touche in bed during REM sleep.

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touched

someone who is feeling high

#1: yo are you touched off that splee?
#2: yea yo im fuckin touched

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Touched

A person that is sexual molested in high school, moves away to another city and gets a buzz cut.

John: Why does Dan always have a buzz cut whenever he gets a hair cut.

Frank: I think he was touched back in Miami.

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Touche

-Combination of a Tool and a Douche Bag

-Pronounced "Toosh"

Danny: What do you think about that guy?

Lundie: He's such a fucking Touche!

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touch

Something so unique and indescribable that is seperate for every human being. This "touch" is often an uncanny skill or mere chance of luck at or involved with a specific event.

"I've lost my touch man, ain't got nothin' left."

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touche

A derogatory term for someone who is both a tool and a douche.

Did you see Randy playing his acoustic guitar with roses on it? God, what a touche.

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Touch touch attention

When your girl needs attention but physically touching attention

Girl: touch touch attention

Boy: ok *touches inner thigh*
Girl: yeeeeeeee