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Vikings; deeply unpleasant Scandanavians, with limited culture and bloodlust. If they couldn't steal or shag something they'd smash it. Large numbers settled in Yorkshire and the rest is history. "You can all ways tell a Yorkshire man but you can't tell him much" They are the source of the red hair common on the east coast of Britain and Ireland, particularly Scotland and the North East of England. Possibly the drunkeness there too. Scandanavia is a nice place to visit, if a little quiet, but this is because all their hooligans were dumped in the British Isles in the 10th century
Vikings, Scandanavians, shag, Yorkshire, Britain, Ireland
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Only the most badass name to ever exist. Only given to men who seem to be wariors. Smarter than shit, and can can beat up anyone except for Chuck Norris. Also drop-dead sexy.
Girl 1: Look at that kid over there, he must be named Viking
Girl 2: Most def
Girl 1: Wanna see if he'll join us for a threesome?
Girl 2: Sure
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The Techno Viking is a tall, muscular, charismatic, intimidating, German man that danced for the camera in Fuckparade 2000 (a techno street-parade in Berlin Germany). It is said that he has appeared in other years to follow as well. The Fuckparade developed in reaction to the music restriction (exclusion of Gabber music) and commercialization of Love Parade. Additionally, it broached the issue of the techno club "Bunker" being closed. The most played styles of music in the Fuckparade are Gabber, Speedcore, Techno, Punk, and House.
The Techno Viking was made famous because of the "Kneecam" recording of a blue-haired girl dancing, then being crashed into by some unruly guy, causing the Techno Viking to snatch the guy up by his arms and shove him back where he came running from. The Techno Viking then pointed at the man and gazed with an extremely fierce glare in his eyes. An aura of fear eminated from the Techno Viking, causing the man to step down from the confrontation. The Techno Viking then started dancing wildly through the streets after being given a water bottle from one of his fans.
Some opinions say the Techno Viking is becoming more popular on the internet than the "Chuck Norris jokes" because the Techno Viking shows to be a dangerous man if provoked.
"The Techno Viking doesn't dance to the music, the music dances to the Techno Viking". This is the most popular catch phrase being used by YouTubers about the Techno Viking.
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Typically occurring during the summer time, this when one fills his mouth with beer, and proceeds to spit the entire contents into an unprepared victim's face. This action is almost exclusive to when all parties are in bathing suits, and is prevalent at such places as the infamous F-Cove, of Brick, NJ.
Jay:
"Does Don know what a Viking is?"
Chris:
"Doubt it."
Jay:
gulps beer
taps Don on shoulder
Don:
turns around
Jay:
sprays beer from his mouth into Don's face
"You just got Vikinged bitch!"
Don:
wipes face
"Are you fucking kidding me?"
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To be high/intoxicated on Vicodin. A play on the term "Mic'd Up". And I'm not talking about taking those sissy 500mgs.
Jim: You wanna go to 5th tonight?
Jay: Yea lets get Viked Up.
The act of filling a woman's vagina with some sort of alcoholic beverage i.e. beer, sailor jerry's, cider, etc. and the lifting her above your head (causing the liquid to pour into your mouth) and screaming at the top of your lungs some sort of intimidating battle cry.
In Vegas it cost 10$ for a BJ, 15$ for a ZJ...if you have to ask how much for a Vikings Cup ...you cant afford it...
Viking up
a more fierce vision of man up.
the world is relatively tame since the days when you tried not to catch an axe in the face on the way home.
we put on suits and ties now but we'd viking up real fast if we needed to.
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