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A wealthy suburb east of oakland with a wierd scene. Uppity San Ramon and Lafayette shoppers flock to it by day, and Concord ghettos flock to it by night. WC tries so hard to be cool, but fails because it lacks true sophistication or class. If Berkeley is Chez Panisse, WC is the Cheesecake Factory of cities.
Walnut Creek is the dad-joke of the Bay Area.
1 - what your scro looks like when it gets ice-cold.
2 - a drink (named for the above) made by combining a quarter bottle of Disarrano Amaretto, and equal amount of grape kool-aid, and a shot of sour mix. gives heinous hangovers, but tastes like a grape sweet tart
After diving in the freezing river, I ended up with a hairy walnut.
Walnut Creek is a city in the Bay Area with an amazing downtown, good schools, and fun things to do if you know the right people. While the downtown is famous for its high end stores like Betsey Johnson, it also has cool underground thrift stores.
Walnut Creek is quiet and relaxing or fun and exciting depending where you go.
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Jerking off while massaging the testicles
"Sorry I'm late for dinner mom, I was just sanding the walnut"
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The clean shaven nether-regions of females.
"Her pussy was a Bald Walnut!, not a hair in sight."
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the pleasurable wetting of the sinus system by means of a squirt of cum directed into the nostril(s)
Justin thought he'd feel demeaned if I came on his face, but no one is demeaned by a wet walnut.
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1. An utterly bland, boring person with little or no personality.
Dude, did you meet the new programmer? What a bag of walnuts!
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