Man Choking chicken at the moment.
You're reading this while Zack is choking his chicken for dinner.
22๐ 29๐
a morbid pit of insanity. Zack is also an enormous fan of beastiality...especially with turkeys....
Who's that over there?
That's my cousin, Zack.
Zack ruined thanksgiving with his beastiality.
60๐ 95๐
The guy who masturbates a lot.
Don't be a Zack its's disgusting.
5๐ 4๐
a stuck up guy who thinks he can do every girl in town. He thinks he is above the world and can get every girl he wants. Usually girls fall for him because he makes them feel special and like they are the only girl the world. stay away.
girl 1- HAVE TO TELL YOU SOMETHING
girl 2- OMGOMG MEE TOO! you first
girl 1- i fucked zack last night ! ahhh !
girl 2- so did i.......
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Zack is a cunt and he has definitely not showered for at least two weeks. He will only date girls whoโs age is on a clock and has the IQ of a ham sandwich.
Guy 1: โDid you hear that Zack had sex with a girl half his age?!โ
Guy 2: โTypical Zackโ
Short for "exactly." Used mostly in text or other digital messaging media when you are in a hurry, or want to sound like a hip young person who knows what's up.
(sends friend a meme about how they only need a 398% on their final to pass a class)
Friend: "My microeconomics class!"
Me: "Zack!"
(gets in argument with friend that culminates in saying "We can agree to disagree")
Friend: *shrug emoji, eye roll emoji*
Me: "Zack."