bumping zippers

1. Lovers knocking into each other when in a rush to get both of their pants off to proceed with a hot make-out session.

Attempting to get their pants off quickly during the passionate heat of kissing on the boat, Sebastian and Nicollete were eagerly bumping zippers.

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zipper bomb

Term used to describe a woman with large breasts. You unzip her top and "BOOOOM" (an explosion of breasts)

That girl (one with large breasts) is a zipper bomb

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Zipper Head

Used during vietnam, Charlie was coined zipperheads because of the way a head looked after it had been hit with a high powered automatic weapon. The the typical rising machine gun would cause a face wound that looked like an open zipper on the face of some one from the viet kong.

That gook looks like a Zipper Head beacause of the machiene gun fire.

Hey Zipper Head, learn how to drive.

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zipper dragon

the act of ones erection getting caught in their pants' zipper after sex and accidentally shooting cum

Timmy got a zipper dragon after a long night of non consensual sex with 3 hot chicks

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Citrus Zipper

Adding orange juice to a piece of deli meat, usually salami or pepperoni.

I'll have a pound of turkey, quarter pound of roast beef, and and half pound of hard salami - and make sure it's a citrus zipper.

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Hitler’s Zipper

Hitler’s Zipper or Hitler's Buzzsaw, is the American nickname of the german MG-42 at the late stages of WW2. The name originated from the high rate of fire of the gun, which was close to 1600 rpm.

-John just got mowed down by one of Hitler’s Zipper, poor guy is now Swiss cheese.

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zipper

type of hairstyle

That zipperhead looks like he would rip your head off and crap down your throat.

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