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Diarrhea shitting into a bathtub, then fucking a girl in it.
Dude 1: You were so drunk last night
Dude 2: No i wasn't
Dude 1: Bro, you gave a girl the Spanish espresso
Dude 2: Ah, that's why there was a brown spot on my sheets
When an Albanian man ejaculates in a Jew’s coffee cup, while occasionally missing the cup resulting in semen in the Jews mouth. The ejaculation adds a sweet creamy taste to the espresso.
Fuck man, this dude just gave me the best Albanian Espresso Creamer.
a phrase used when a piece of music is underrated and deserves more attention/appreciation than it gets. “Espresso” is a hit by Sabrina Carpenter which received millions of streams in a short time span.
“Ughhh this song is so good it should've been their espresso”
kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends
i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!
The art of doing an all-nighter on lots of these delicious cocktails when it comes to sex and you ejactulate you also projectile shit on their chest.
Your dad Espresso Fartini’d me big time last night
When you get woken up by a finger/hand and a vibrator combo.
Last weekend this chick woke me up with a columbian espresso and it was incredible.