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When a man blows his load in a woman’s ass and then draws the sign of the cross on the woman’s forehead.
Yo bro, I gave that chick a dirty theresa
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Awesome candidate challenging that crazy senator known as Joni Ernst. The great state of Iowa needs someone like Greenfield in the Senate.
Theresa Greenfield could be the deciding candidate for a Democratic majority in the Senate!
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Gorgeous, smart, funny and of course, super friendly. One thing you must remember is to never hurt a Theresa in any way, shape or form. Once you do, they'll eventually forgive you, but they will NEVER forget what you did, not just to her, but also her friends. Theresa's friendliness has also earned her quite the popularity so if you see her somewhere, someone else might recognize her too! She also LOVES people who are passionate about their hobbies so if you ever meet a Theresa, don't hesitate to talk about what you love to do most! Did I mention how absolutely amazing she is? Not just her curves, looks or eyes, but her personality? She has the ability to cheer someone up no matter how bad their day is and in fact, just seeing her smile will brighten up your day and motivate you to keep going, she's that amazing. She also loves to help people BUT that kindness comes at a cost, she doesn't reveal how tired she is. She would do so much to help lift someone else's burden but doesn't care how exhausted she is as long as the other person is satisfied, and that hurts. Sometimes you'd desperately wish that you're there to help her, to let her know that there are people are care about her, to let her know what she's not alone and will never be. So, if you ever meet a Theresa, NEVER let her go, NEVER hurt her, ALWAYS be there for her and make the BEST MEMORIES with her because if you lose her one day, you'll regret it for the rest of your life. Love your Theresa with all your heart!
I don't think I'd find someone as amazing as Theresa/Tres
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A very dyke like person. Often has an unattractive best friend. Still has a Mullet, and excess body hair.
Omg, that girls upper lip is almost as hairy ar Theresa Taylors!
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When, in a sexual relationship, you give and you give and you give, but you never receive.
"...but she's never given me an orgasm."
"Really? But what about all that moaning coming from your room?"
"That's all her, not me, and I'm dying at this point. It's all fucking Mother Theresa sex."
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A long, tedious and ultimately unsatisfying sexual experience.
‘He made a right Theresa May’s Deal of it. I wish I’d just got a kebab and gone straight home.’