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Time Travel

The act of two men whipping out their dicks, and touching the tips together. Once the tips have made contact, the men spin their dicks around, clockwise at incredible speed. If enough speed is built up, it will cause the two of them to travel forward in time. If they spin their dick counter-clockwise, they will go backwards in time. If during this process, the tips lose contact, the world will explode.

"Hey Jim! Do you want to time travel with me?"

by October 14, 2020


Time Travel

ok so basically you go to a different date than the current but then the new time is the current and so you just changed the present but not your present and theres just like ten million billion trillion paradoxes that destroy the fabric of time that kill everything so just dont please

I dont like Time Travel it is bad do not do time travel.

by The God-Tier Roaster October 18, 2020


Time travel

When you wake up with crust in your eyes and think you can get an extra five minutes of sleep but you wake up like five hours later on accident.

*Alarm rings*
Kevin: Oh damn I’m tired maybe I can get five more minutes of sleep... Zzz
*five hours later*
Kevin: OH SHIT I TIME TRAVELED!

by iamanthonydean February 25, 2019


Time travel

when people travel to other places and times

(e.g. when a person from 3018 goes to the year 1995, that would mean time travel)

by TREncryption April 24, 2018


Time travel

Sorry but T'pol said that the Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

The Vulcan high council determined time travel is impossible

by Female_Body_Inspector April 23, 2019


Time Travel Adventures

ITS A GREAT GAME WOHOO

WOW HAVE YOU PLAYED TIME TRAVEL ADVENTURES??

by UselessT0M July 9, 2019