tiny tap

When a man is hit in the testicles by a small object (usually a fingertip) with a force that appears misleadingly small to do damage, but in fact inflicts nearly as much pain as a blow of proportionately much greater force. Most females are unaware of the effects of the tiny tap and are often reluctant to accept its existence and the damage it is capable of producing.

Dude, my gf just tiny-tapped me and she doesn't even believe it hurts... tell her the truth man. Tiny taps are not a myth.

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tiny tits

the kind of boobs (tits) that when you see look at a girl it's just like a little hump. Not the kind of hump as in sex, more like when the girl wears a strapless dress it looks like the dress will just slip off. the kind of boobs that you don't need to see cleavage to like them, if you do see cleavage it's nice. the kind of boobs that it's not more than a hand full, one of the best boobs ever

Tiny tits are my favorite things to look for.

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tiny d

A tiny dancer, of the Elton John variety. Tiny dancers need tiny choreographers to help them.

"Yo-that chihuahua is a tiny d! Look at him breakdance!"

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tiny member

a person, preferably male,who has a ridiculously teensy-weensy itty-bitty dingaling

Justin's guitar player has a tiny member
i once did this guy that had a tiny member.. it was AWESOME!
do u need tweezers to wack off with ur tiny member?

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tiny talk

A minimalist response to small talk that is a conversation ender.

I shut down my mom with tiny talk: "what do you want for Christmas?"

"Porn."

Thanks-tini

A cocktail consisting of cranberry juice, potato vodka, and a bouillon cube. It is meant to "taste just like a turkey dinner" in a nice, refreshing drink.

Barney: "Hey try this Thanks-tini, it is legendary."
Marshall: "Mmm. It's like Thanksgiving in my mouth."

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Tiny Home

A purchase made mostly by hipsters who wish to forgo the norms of society by getting rid of their apartment or other dwelling and replacing it with a custom built home that is usually on wheels and almost never more than 400 square feet ! There are probably 2 or 3 television programs dedicated to tiny homes on channels like DIY !

Brad and Tina sold most of their worldly possessions so they could move into their Tiny Home !