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Obama IS:
– A supremely gifted speaker.
– An ingenious political tactician willing to take the high road amidst one of the dirtiest games ever played.
– One of our nation's few genuine intellectuals.
– A person capable of speaking in completely intelligible sentences and with proper grammar.
– The one man possibly capable of redeeming our economy from the damage done by Madoff and other black-hearted, idiotic executives, CEO's, and economists.
– Yes, it's been said before; Yes, it's a cliché; Yes, it might just be some sort of liberal jargon; but Barack Obama is change.
Obama is NOT:
– A "sacred cow" who nobody can criticize; Liberals, conservatives, and the media are all doing it.
– A communist or socialist (Trust me: I'm a real socialist, so I should know).
– "Inexperienced". Honestly, that's coming from the people who wanted Sarah Palin to be vice president... look in a mirror, Republicans.
– Some sort of radical African American revolutionist who will make way for the rise of the black population of our nation in order to enslave all white people... honestly, that's the most naïve thing I've ever head.
I.
Mark: Obama is a fist-bumping terrorist!
Harry: You are a narrow-minded, gullible fool, and for that I take pity on you.
II.
Redneck: Obama is gonna take away all our rights and guns and make us all live in holes, because he's the re-distributer-in-chef* and he's a commie and he's gonna take away the sowvernitty* of our blessed nation.
Philip: That is the largest single conservative propaganda spewing session that I have ever held witness to in my life.
III.
John McCain: My friends, it's clear that Obama doesn't have the experience it takes to be commander-in-chief of this nation!
Observational Intellectual: "My friend", you chose Palin. Enough said.
*This word was misspelled intentionally in order to more accurately display a simple-minded, uneducated, gun-clinging** redneck.
**Yep. I went there.
2264👍 1909👎
The newly appointed president-elect of the United States. He's black. Republicans hate him because he handed them their red-asses, racists hate him because he's black.
Hick: That Bahrak Obamer is a liar and a swindler and all the blacks are gonna take over.
Republican:Yeah he's a commi too because he won't give us rich folk tax breaks.
AverageJoe: Obama won? Good times, now we don't have to obey the laws of racist, facist christians that ruined our economy and a messed up our cred in the world.
2137👍 1792👎
The 44th president of the united states. he is a member of the democratic party. a good president who has had trouble passing laws because of stupid republicans who would love to take cash from the poor and give it to the rich i.e. themselves where Obama would rather give to the poor i a good human being
Obama is a good guy.
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Worlds best president!
Did he do it?
YES HE DID! =D
i like Obama
I wish my president was as cool as Obama
2207👍 1862👎
Barack Obama, the 44th president of the United States of America. The most intelligent and articulate man to live in the White House in decades! He has a wife and 2 kids and actually knows what "family values" really means. He actually cares about people and he is working hard to make the world a better place for ALL Americans.
Since day one, Obama has been working hard to fix the heinous disaster George W Bush (a.k.a. W) left behind. Since the G.O.P. thinks ol' Dubya was so great, they have a to fight to maintain their republitard status quo, by trying to derail Obama. The neocon fuckwits are calling Obama a liberal and a socalist. He is really just a good man in a bad shituation and the bailouts of big corporations was actually started by Bush. Obama is continuing those programs and also helping our auto industry. He knows (as well as anyone with any sense) that with our Big 3 car companies, failure is not an option. We must all work together to get ourselves and our country out the the Bush Depression and work to prevent this kind of disaster from happening again! Obama can make America great again but he needs help from Congress and each one of us to do it. So let's all work together!
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The greatest president ever elected to office. And even if you don't like him, the republican candidates are still WAY less electable.
Obama had Bin Laden shot.
Obama kicked Qaddafi's ass.
President Obama was born in AMERICA, not Kenya.
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