Rural Dictionary

Death

Death is the only cure to the sexually transmitted disease called life. Death comes in many forms. A few of these forms include:

Liquid: Usually the cure is placed in a syringe and injected into the infected, who will be cured depending on the potency of the cure. Most bases of death in this state is potassium chloride or cyanide.

Accidental: Accidental death may be found in many stages of the life disease, thus its unstable state. Cures can result from just eating too much of something, as there is a hidden amount of Death in everything.

Solid: Death in solid forms can be divided between consumption, impact and contact.

Consumption in terms refers to something such as a pill, or a substance containing high amounts of cure. Commonly used for suicide. (Side Note, do not commit suicide. Just think of your family, you have a use in this world, it’s okay. Get help. Don’t choose the dark way.)

Impact: Basically a fall to the ground, but in this case, the ground shoots death molecules up your body from the area of impact, curing you sometimes partially or instantly.

Contact: Death in contact is when you touch something containing death, or touching something that will trigger your death molecules. Yes, everything contains a bit of death molecules.
E.g. Hydrochloric Acid

Gaseous:
Death in terms of gaseous stage is very common. Many gases causing death are packed with lots of cure molecules.

No example here. Side note, take this with a grain of salt. Death is sinister and it is to be taken seriously. Appreciate your life, for whatever reason it may be. You have already made a big achievement and a large global contribution.

By existing.

Somebody does love you, you’ll find him or her. You live for a reason, for somebody. Don’t make them lose their chance. Just enjoy your life, as you’ll make others enjoy theirs to just with your existence.

by Wolfofepic1 February 17, 2021