smurf

1)A blue humanoid that lives in a mushroom; There are 100 Smurfs in the Smurf village, 3 in which are female (Smurfette, Sassette, and Nanny Smurf); These poor dudes are always chased down by Gargamel and Azrael.

2) what people are doing in the definitions above

1) Vanity Smurf is the gay Smurf!

2) You mofos quit smurfing about Smurfs being sex-related terms or drugs!

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smurfs

A little blue pill of xanax, usually of the 2mg variety.

I downed a few smurfs and had a few beers, now I'm f'd up!

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smurfs

Soviet Magicians United Regime For Satan

Smurfs are evil little blue things who apear to be friendly, but arent

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Smurf

The unoffical name of the employees at the 2010 Vancouver Olympic games because of the bright blue clothes they have to wear that are the same color as smurfs.

Jeff: I'm stoked to go work at the olympics!
Brian: Have fun you smurf.

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Smurf

A blue-shirted agent of the Transportation Security Administration.

I'm calling my lawyer. I just got gate-raped by a bunch of surly, incompetent smurfs.

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smurf

An Ultramarines army in warhammer

man those smurfs always have land raiders!

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Smurfed

Smurf, or to be Smurfed is the state of mind where you are not sane. An example would be under the influence of any mind altering intoxicant, i.e. (alcohol, marijuana, pills of any sort, etc. )

"Lets smurf it up tonight!"
"Fool, Im so smurfed."

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