your face

an insanely contagious phrase which can be used as a comeback to just about anything. it can include other words to make it even better such as mom, dad, dog, grandma, etc.

claudia: well, your mom!
sarah: yeah, well your face!
claudia: your MOM`S face
sarah: your DAD`S face
claudia: well your CAT`S face
...

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your face

main:
A quippy, sometimes frustrating comeback or response to a question, statement or insult delivered by a close companion. Often used simply to bide time for a real response or to show disinterest in a subject.

alternate:
Flagrant usage in Halo's multilayer mode as an expression of superiority or disdain toward other players.(see EXAMPLE #3)

*There is no known retort to this quip except the liberal use of you wish coupled with your face. This method can end up a frenzy of retorts however.(see EXAMPLE #4)

**EXAMPLE #1 "the disinterested response"**

(as an answer)
dude: You see that Britany Spore video?
guy: ummm... Your Face!

(as a quip)
dude: "dude... I saw this crazy show on the discovery channel about muskrats and(cut off by use)..."
guy: "Dude!.. Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #2 "the bide for time response"**

dude: "Do you want to get KFC or Popeyes?"
guy: "Your Face!..."
dude: "seriously"
guy: "Your Face is serious"
dude: "..."
guy: "I wanna hamburger"

**EXAMPLE #2 "the comeback"**

dude: "guy, you can't drive for shit!"
guy: "Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #3 "the Halo usages")**

(superior response)
player1: "WHAT THE CRAP!... I Totally Shot you in the face!"
player2: "Your Face!"

(disdane response)
player3: "HA hahahaha, dude I fragged your ass"
player4: "uh hu... Your Face!"

**EXAMPLE #4 "the only known retort"**

dude: "ha ha ha ha... Your such a freakin moron"
guy: "Your Face!"
dude: "you wish my face!"
guy: " you wish I wish your face!"
dude: "... your face."

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Your face

An answer to a question to a friend or person that annoys you.

q: Hey what's 7-5.

a: Your face!

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your face

The WORST comeback EVER.

your weird.
your face.
your a dork.
your face.
i'm way better than you.
your face is way better that you.

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your face

a diss like "your mom"

gay dude: man this shit is gross is it raviolli? spaghetti? or just plain shit?
you: its ur face ugly ass

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your face

another way to say "you"

i love your face, i was just talking to your face, bring your face over here

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Your Face

It is the best comeback ever, and can be used in response to anything. It will work on anyone, but some may be extremely offended, annoyed, or entertained. It should be either used with utmost caution or constantly. It is a very powerful weapon it could even start wars. (That's how Star Wars started) It also works better than "Your Mom!".

It can be used when overhearing someone.
Person 1: Man, that car was the stupidest thing I've ever seen
Person 2: Your Face is the stupidest thing I've ever seen!

Or when being insulted
Person 1: Your stupid.
Person 2: Your face is stupid!

Or use for a set up
Person 1: That's a dumb tree
Person 2: Your face is a dumb tree!
Person 1: That doesn't make sense.
Person 2: Your face doesn't make sense!

Or when you can't think of something to respond with
Person 1: What are you doin' today?
Person 2: Your face!
Person 1: That doesn't work!
Person 2: Your face doesn't work!
Person 3: Ohhh! Sick burn!
Person 1: Oh come on!