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A temporary condition usually obtained when ones genitals and gooch (the area which attaches the ballsack to the asshole) are doused in extreme heat or boiling liquids.
During the wacky Mack session the boiling water in the water maker over-flowed onto his gooch causing an extremely rare case of toasty gooch.
That feeling when you have explosive burning diarrhea that lingers long after said explosive diarrhea has vacated your bowels.
I had terrible diarrhea earlier, that left me with a toasty anus.
1. Sexual act where the male sticks his penis into a container of hot sauce and proceeds to have anal intercourse with his partner.
2. A sandwich from Quiznos.
Johnson was feeling freaky and gave his wife a toasty-torpedo last night. Now they both are taking milk baths.
A term used when the warmth level in your bed is perfect making it very difficult to get out of bed. This usually occurs during the winter time when many blankets are used.
It was hard to get up this morning, because I had perfect toastiness.
I had perfect toastiness this morning before getting up into the coldlness of my room.
farting immediately prior to departing an elevator trapping the essence for the next person to board
Nothing makes Danny happier than a Toasty Otis carefully timed to Cash's floor at the end of his work day.
Central Illinois wording for a cheese sandwich which is grilled. To make said sandwich butter 1 side of 2 peices of toast put cheese in between non-buttered sides and grill.
"That Cheese Toastie was ooey-gooey goodness."
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1: Having a toastie.
2: A sexual term - a man lies down on his back with a rock hard erection. A woman lies on top of him, face down, another man then lies on of of her, so his rock cock is up her ass. Therefore the bitch is being penetrated at two places, front and rear, a havana toastie is sometimes the beginning of a whole orgy, with possibilities including a cock in her mouth, a dildo up his ass, other members whipping them, coming on them or poking them, or perhaps taking pictures. Occasionaluy the whole thing is incoporated into a chocolate fondue, ie. chocolate all over the orgy, and others dipping their food in it, or their cocks, tits and tongues, this will then be licked off by others. Allegedly popularised in havana, cuba.
This can obviously cause confusion e.g: What are you doing? - havana toastie. - eww...get out of my house. etc.
The regualar spelling of toasty is replaced here by toastie, this is the way havana toastie was traditionally spelt.
Husband: Im so horny!
Wife: How about regular sex?
Porter: NO! Whay dont you have a havana tostie?!
Wife: Gee, that sounds mighty fun, lets give it a go!
Chef: I have some chocolate!
Husband: Great!
Porter: *cums self*
Chef: Dont worry, we will mix that spunk in with the chocolate!
Couple down the corridor: ooh! Scrummy!
Two random chicks who are going to join in: Hi! After this we can all go out for a hot lunch!
All: OH YES! WE LOVE TO HOT LUNCH!
Hotel owner: my wife loves havana toasties! we have them every night with the guests! when she is tired she sits out and people lick chocolate off her and come on her hair!
His wife: now i wear a shower cap!
All: ooh, that was a good havana toastie,, lets do it again some time...
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