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A very large sticky poo that after passing leaves lots of stick residue on anal hair and possibly butt cheeks.
A bus on which a window licker would ride
Look at that mong over there on the toffee bus licking the windows
The hairs around your arsehole encrusted with faecal matter and dried toilet tissue
I went down on my girlfriend and she had toffee strings, dirty bitch!
Toffee wrapper is another name for a foreskin usually a long one which hangs off the end of your cock when its limp and resembles the twisted ends you see on a toffee/sweet wrapper.This is an english phrase of olde.
i just pissed all over the toilet seat ,damn my long toffee wrapper i need to pull it back next time!
A closeted homosexual man, i.e. one that does not yet accept that he is gay.
That Imran guy is such a toffee dodger - I mean, everyone knows he has those awkward naked pictures of Tom, he just won't admit it!
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The remnants of a good hard dump, when you haven't wiped properly, leaving a layer of ground-in faeces against your inner cheek and around your nipsy. after a while and the application of some sweat, gives off an odour that is unmistakeable and marks you out as requiring a re wipe!
Man 1 "Oh my life Humphrey are you cooking up some bumhole toffee, i can smell it from here!!"
Man 2 "Yes Tarquin, but it has turned to ass gravy where i have been working so hard."
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