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The most joyous of smoking experiences. It occurs between the glorious hours of midnight and 1 a.m. Once the clock reads 1:01, it is now the blunting hours.
It's midnight! Grab the gang and let's go enjoy some midnight toking.
1. Talking points used for the purpose of furthering the argument to make cannabis legal.
2. Intelligent, insightful, or provocative thoughts someone decides to express while stoned.
(Inspired by the cannabis activist brand of the same name)
1. Billy's toking points were enough to make the D.A.R.E. officer drop his head, slump out of the classroom, and question his whole career.
2. Last night while baking, we were dropping toking points so heavy we had to pull out the video camera. After sober review, we discovered one of our "revolutionary ideas" was to fix Africa by giving everyone cheesecake.
a hit of marijuana smoked from a soda can that has been molded into a pipe for lack of a more conventional smoking method.
Jimmy: Yo, man! I can't find my piece.
Johnny: It's okay dude, we can just have a toke-a-cola instead!
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When you take a desperate toke from a weed pipe that you've owned since high school without any weed in the hopes of achieving a high.
Yo Pepe let me take a Jesus toke, I'm parched.
To blow all the air out of your lungs possible, bend down with your back straight, making your face go towards the ground, whilst keeping your legs straight. And to then put a joint in your mouth and inhale as deep as possible, while straightening back up. Then you hold your thumb in your mouth, and blow on it as hard as you can (make sure to not release any smokes), and keep doing it until you feel like your going to pass out.
Person 1: Take an elevator toke dude
Person 2: Alright man! (takes elevator toke)
Person 2: Dude! I feel like im gonna pass out! (falls over)
Person 1: Haha! You fucking pussy.
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comes from the phrase 'Joke Topic' , which is a phrase used mainly on internet message boards/forums to point out a thread thats been posted for the sole reason to troll the whole board.
'This is obviously a Toke Jopic, since Mario is Italian and not Mexican'.
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a bowl filled mostly or half with tobacco topped off with bud. in a bong. derived from "Whistler toke", not sure why.
If I don't get a whiss toke right now I'll die!
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