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When u so high ur dead to the world. Atleast socially
dude, i didnt hear shit ya said. Im fuckin tombstoned right now
.The cock of a man covered in fecal matter after a person rides it
My man gave it to me good last night-Detroit tombstone good
How you would like to be remembered in 140 characters or less.
"My Twitter tombstone should be "That's what she said" - my perfect Twitlogy.
Someone who was once really funny, but now just blends into the background
"You know the kid who still thinks communism is funny? Yeah he's a real Tombstone Mirror Myers"
A wrestling finishing move where ones opponent is flipped Into "pile-driving" position while his bottoms are pulled down to free the cockmeat to be placed in the mouth of the wrestler. Then once firmly balls deep in mouth the arms are raised with jazz hands. Once this is done, the wrestler does the splits while driving the opponent's head in the mat.
Oh no! He has him deep in his mouth and inverted! Hes going to give him the dreaded cockmeat tombstone!
When someone uses teeth whitening products, and usually those not recommended by dentists, for an extensive period of time; that their lower gums recede making their teeth look like perfectly white porcelain tombstones. Otherwise known as an Instagram Models curse.
Wow they are hot, but look at their porcelain tombstones! You could loose a toothbrush between them…
When you have sex with a female that just lays there like a dead fish.
“Was that pussy gas?”
“Fuck no that bitch a tombstone”