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Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?
Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?
Person 1: you bet it will!!
(Can you let my family go now?
Another name for your fingers.
James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.
a phrase that is used when someone is exerting their full effort at a given activity, usually of a sexual nature.
i walked into jethro's room last night and he was going 'hammer and tongs' on some bush pig he picked up.
i came home early from work yesterday only to find my flatmate going 'hammer and tongs' on himself in the living room.
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It means: Get fucked cunt
If somebody get in your face and abuses you.
Your reply would be Pooky Tong
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A plain old massive cock, johnson, penis, tallywhacker, wang, dick, willie, pink torpedo, schlong and/or twig and berries.
We're talking huge here.
Dude 1: "Ouch, what happened to your head?"
Dude 2: "Some guy's Wong Tong his me in the head in the locker room, gave me a cuncussion."
Dude 1: "Uff. Was he hard?"
Dude 2: "As a brick! He's probably gay."
Chick: "A shame."
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Pang Tong was a historical figure in the Three Kingdoms Period (189 - 265 AD) of Chinese History. He was nicknamed "Young Phoenix". A very strageticly gifted person, he was turned down advisory posts because he was very ugly. He eventually came to serve under Liu Bei.
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