took the dub

to take the win

patriots fan i’m out
eagles fan you just mad because y’all werent the ones who took the dub this year

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took a walk

What teenagers, particularly highschoolers say when they cut class to hookup with someone in some remote location in the school such as under the stairs. When asked by a friend why it took them 20 minutes to use the bathroom during algebra they reply saying that so and so and them "took a walk". Taking a walk means wandering the halls with someone of the opposite sex, and at some point fucking around with that person before returning to wherever you're supposed to be.

Melanie: Uhh Karen where the fuck have you been I've been sitting by myself for a half hour waiting for you to get back from the bathroom...

Karen: Ohh haha sorry girl I took a walk with Garrett ;p

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fool of a took

1. An insult proclaiming that the person called so is dumb, stupid, or unintellegent.

2) More than just a mere fool one who is VERY stupid. Fool of a TOOK.

Robert: 1 + 1= 5!!!
John: Actually...The correct answer to such an equation would be 2 (Two)
Robert:NO ITS NOT OMG YOU'RE SO RETATED
John:...Fool of a Took...

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fool of a took

someone dumb and irresponsible

someone is a fool of a took if they leave their facebook logged in and another person hacks it

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Took a Trump

This is when you accidentally clog a toilet. Perhaps you are getting too much paper in your diet.

Man, today I almost took a Trump after that Arby's... but dude, it's totally not my fault, it tastes like the wrappers it comes in yo!

Took the nickel

Sought protection from the Fifth Amendment.

When asked if he'd ever used drugs, he took the nickel to avoid implicating himself.

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Took it in the Rodney

Getting bent over and porked in the rear end.

"Man, you paid WHAT for that? You took it in the Rodney on that one."

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