The Toothpaste Rule

It is a term for a day of adjustment.It is a rule where when you change something, it takes one day to adjust. Like when you buy a new tube of toothpaste and use it for the first time you find it awful but the next time you totally forget about it. Or when you drive on the other side of the road in another country , it takes one day to adjust to the change.

"Oh, it's like the toothpaste rule"

"It's exactly like the toothpaste rule , I'm gonna call of the toothpaste rule "

"No,no Burnie, it's the toothpaste rule. Anything that takes a day now — toothpaste rule."

"I'll see you next toothpaste rule "

the toothpaste defense

When asked about a jizz stain left on a sofa, t-shirt, towel, etc. one will often use the toothpaste defense

To avoid embarrassment, Danny used the toothpaste defense when his mother inquired about the sticky white stains all over his laundry.

Mom: Danny, I've been going through your laundry, and I've discovered a multitude of sticky white stains on almost all your clothes
Danny: It's just toothpaste, ma.

Wise teen: I used the toothpaste defense once, but after that I started doing my own laundry

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toothpaste rule

This rule describes the phenomenon where when you get new toothpaste it'll only taste weird for a day. This rule can be applied to any event that becomes common place after about a day.

"Dude, my new toothpaste tastes horrible!"
"Don't worry about it, remember the toothpaste rule."

This was a term coined by Gavin Free from Roosterteeth Podcast #370.

toothpaste-ing

the act of swiftly pulling out ones teeth before grinding them into powder and mixing it with their saliva creating a thick paste

Person 1: "yo fuckin joe toothpaste-ing his teeth!"
Person 2: "that a dank"

Toothpaste Spit

When you have to talk, further expelling the frothy-green and white toothpaste/saliva mixture. This is one of the few unique phrases that can only be uttered in the presence of another human, while brushing your teeth.

Haha! I just choked on my toothpaste spit from laughing at this!

toothpaste hangover

The effect on you after you brush your teeth, and food and drinks taste disgusting.

Can we eat as soon as my toothpaste hangover goes away?

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Unscrewing the toothpaste

Used by Cornnbourbon to refer to masturbating. (Used in the Bioshock 2 Spam Play, Part 19)

Tatsudoshi: He was masturbating. MATURBATING. That's what he was doing. Masturbating.

Cornnbourbon: Unscrewing the toothpaste?

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