n. Preferred moniker for famous comedian Carrot Top.
You must be missing the fact that Carrot Top is not only the funniest homosapien to ever evolve from the murky waters of our primordial soup, but also that he is so handsome that even (conceded asshole) feels insecure whenever The Top is around.
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1.In control; of high regard; the best; 2. Terrific; fabulous; grand; of high quality 3. the boss; most dominant; the lead
True Religion Jeans are tops as far as designer jeans are concerned.
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as in to commit suicide, most likely to be used when the person in question jumps off a building
did you hear about john smith? he topped himself
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double twenty on dartboard in Nottingham
120 finish = treble 20 single 20 and tops double 20
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When a lesbian fucks another lesbian using a strap-on for pleasure.
Topping is amazing. Last night my girlfriend topped me for the first time and made me cum.
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N.
A pair of either old or new toms shoes that are cut into slippers or flops.
"Are those your old toms?"
"Nah man, tops now"
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