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The act of molding your feces into a phallic shape, freezing it, and fucking someone with it.
She wanted me to spice things up, so I gave her a boston torpedo.
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The act of spitting in ones ass and the receiver of the ass spitting torpedoing the spit back into the spitters mouth.
Gertrude got whirling torpedoed by Phyllis’s at the kick back last night.
Peeing with a hard on, usually caused by needing a piss so badly.
Fred: "JOHN,YOU BUTHOLE, YOU LEFT PISS STAINS ALL OVER THE TOILET!"
John: "Sorry Fred, I was draining the torpedo and I misfired."
in reference to defication
I have to fire a torpedo
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A poop torpedo is a poop that when followed by a fart launches a piece of solid poop into the toilet causing a splash of water like a torpedo would. You could in this case yell “fire” to let everyone know that you are locked and loaded and currently firing a poop torpedo.
Yesterday while I was on the toilet I launched the biggest poop torpedo in history, it was so big the splash back caught me and I was under heavy fire.
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A derogative term used to refer to Persians or Iranians (sometimes Armenians, Azeris, and other Persian derivatives). Mostly because they are commonly mistaken for Italians due to similarities in appearance, personality, and chest hair ratio. The torpedo section refers to how the Iranian government has much interest in Nuclear warfare.
Person 1 : Damn, it seems like all Rostam and his friends ever do is talk to girls and use a bunch of hair gel.
Person 2: I know! And why are those guidos wearing leather jackets it's like 90 degrees outside!!?!?
Person 3: Beats me! But those aren't guidos, they are Persian. They are torpedo guidos!!
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(n.) anti-trap device created by Captain McClintock of the British army while serving in India, 1912. The "Torpedo" was a number of ten steel tubes, about 13 pounds in weight each, that were flat-packed and assembled as needed. The front-most pole would have an explosive on the end which would detonate any mines in the area or clear barbed wire.
During the American Omaha beach landings on d-day, 1944, they troops cut throught the barbed wire with a bangalore torpedo.
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