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The best school in Lancaster, PA. The staff really cares about their students, which is why they beat all the neighboring districts at almost everything. Be careful, though, they don't really care for outsiders unless you live in a McMansion in Lititz. Other than that it's great to go to Township. Go Township Blue Streaks!
school lancaster pa manheim township manheim township district
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a small town in south jersey that is over run by sports, if you dont do any sports you aren't popular its kinda crazy! its a town that is a huge mix of different styles
preppy, emo, punkish, gothic, sporty but the girls in the higher grades are so catty thet never no when to stop!
GO HAWKS!
wow they're no popular cause they dont do sports, they must be from haddon township
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Population: 20,000+. Area: 40+ Square Miles. Government: Senile.
A collection of small shit towns in northern NJ, many up which are totally unrecognizable by name outside of a 5 minute driving radius, mainly: oak ridge, Milton, cozy lake, lake Shawnee, and lake Hopatcong. This place is also affectionately known as “J-town” by its residents, mainly those who (for no provable reason) think that the JTHS football team is good or can even beat Pope John more than once per hundred years. With its over 95% white demographic and close proximity to Sussex County, its home to many all-American morons. From inbred racists to drunken Harley riders, confederate flag waving pick-up truck drivers, NIMBY cell tower protestors, gothic-dressing high school kinds and the white thug and Tokyo Drift wanna-be’s, displays of authentic Jefferson moronism are in no short supply.
Many have speculated that this is a direct result of boredom. There is a definitely lack of amusements in the area, which means cliff parties and self-tattooing are common pastimes. Fun with hair dyes and mailbox baseball fill the time between those activities previously mentioned.
Jefferson is showing signs of improvement. In a recent census, it is believed that the number of people with a full set of teeth now outnumbers those who don’t. These results are have been challenged by neighboring townships claiming there is a link between literacy and having teeth, and the woodchucks and completely toothless of Jefferson can’t report their status because they could not read the census form and did not have an interpreter.
Like many idioms, simply saying “Jefferson Township” or merely just “Jefferson” or “J-town” immediately conjures up a reaction and a common understanding of what is being talked about. It’s almost never in a good way, but in most cases, its “enough said”…..
What is wrong with that guy? He's from Jefferson Township!
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Don't know if the ppl above are in clinton township michigan, but Clinton township michigan is a ghetto hell hole where police take more than half an hour to arrive
"If you get robbed in clinton township, don't expect much help from the CTPD
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Haddon township is not a bunch of snob puss cake kids like haddonfield but not the white trash like audobon. all walks of life but one thing in common party hard. if your from haddon twp. you know that you grew up in high school off of keystone light. haddon twp. students and alumni can drink with any other town in the states. beer, blunts and bitches is the code.
person 1 : where did you go this weekend
perspn 2 : Haddon Township
person 1 : how was it ?
person 2 : i dont plan on partying anywhere else from now on
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Wall township is a lit town and really good at sports. Their intermediate school has the best teachers
Those wall township kids are studs
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An early starting school district full of toxic and passive aggressive upper middle class people that is located in Lancaster PA. The faculty of this establishment do not care about student welfare while students fight mental health issues and are slammed with peer pressure, while being supervised by the issues of bad parenting. School fights are also considered jokes, because they are, as well as student self esteem.
underpaid teacher: "whats an example of overprivileged supremacy who don't know the difference between your and you're?"
misunderstood angsty kid: "idk"
underpaid teacher: "of course you don't know it's your school district you stupid idiot wow 5 points to gryffindor"
manheim township = hell
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