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When a song, linked to an emotional memory, becomes impossible to listen to without getting depressed, due to some traumatic events that you associate with the song/memory, such as a breakup or someone dying.
"When he broke my heart, he gave me post-traumatic song depression every time I listen to 'Pale Blue Eyes' by the Velvet Underground."
"Since she died, I've had post-traumatic song depression over every song we listened to together."
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When someone suffers through a traumatic event such as a car accident, swine flu epidemic, etc. And soon after they find themselves unable to stop playing chess. This is a very rare, yet sad occurrence that almost always leads to death.
Bill:have you seen Jerry?
Fred:no why?
Bill:he's suffering from post traumatic chess syndrome.
Fred:....oh god, why!!
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the traumatic stress you feel between the moment you post something on the Internet and the moment somebody likes it or responds
so I post this hilarious pic of me playing air guitar and within 37 minutes I get no response. No likes, no comments. Nothing. So here I am staring blankly at my Facebook wall with a severe case of Post Traumatic Stress Disorder as I wait for somebody to like my hilarious new update
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A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
The mental trauma caused to an individual by forcing out a fierce fart, only to discover that they just shit themselves. Symptoms usually include continuous fear a fart will result in a set of soiled skivvies, which results in bare-assing your jeans the rest of the day, and throwing your poopy undies in the trash - hoping nobody saw.
Ever since "the incident", I have post traumatic shart disorder (PTSD). Farting will never be the same.
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A psychological disorder arising from past dating experiences with Persian women.
Men with PTSD often have nightmares, depression, anxiety, hopelessness and high credit card debt.
Men who have dated Persian women and managed to escape and survive, require intensive therapy to overcome the symptoms of PTSD.
Friend 1: Hey man! Are you going to ask out Samira?
Friend 2: No I can't. I have Persian Traumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) from dating Shadee last year. I cannot repeat that experience I am making so much headway in therapy.
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The neurological disorder that increases the libido and decreases inhibitions in some women following a breakup.
Hey, did you hear about Sophie? Her and Joe broke up. She's been going home with a new guy every night! Hell, she's even been banging the girls! Damn, she's got that Post Traumatic Slut Disorder (PTSD)!!