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When everyone in a group is expected to pay their own portion of a dinner bill.
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To correctly perform the act of Pillow-Treating, take a female and lay her down. Part her legs, immediately grab a pillow- begin flapping it repeatedly onto her vagina. This will send her wild with pleasure.
"I hear Terry and Sophie have been pillow-treating on a regular basis."
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a cigarette, cigar, or probably anything that can be smoked. applies especially to flavoured smokes.
Yall wanna roll out n catch a smokey treat?
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Sacramento treat - (Miller High Life, ice, lemon)
It sure is hot outside. I think I'll make myself a Sacramento Treat and cool down
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To partake in an activity which no matter how detrimental to your health, allows you to enjoy yourself as much as possible.
Did you treat yourself over the weekend?
Are you treating yourself?
Treat yourself as you wish others to treat you.
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A routine (usually annual) luxurious vacation taken at the company's expense by equity owners or senior executives for the purposes of indulging in golf, fine dining and other forms of entertainment (legitimate or otherwise) under the pretense (mostly for the benefit of their spouses and employees) of working and for other business purposes. Also known as a "management re-treat" or a "partner re-treat".
Did you get a lot done at the re-treat this year, Bud?
Yeah! I shaved a stroke off my handicap and got two hour-long massages and a facial.
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When one is royally screwed over by being lulled into a false sence of security only to get well and truly rodger ramjetted.
Mick and Dave hustled Tony like a fit bird only to be fucked up the ass by a sweaty 300lb twat with a 12 inch cock and truly fucked a treat. Major credit to Tony and Ant.
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