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A show about Captain Kirk kicking aliens asses under the name of AMERICA. God bless AMERICA!
Man, star trek is all about making america not look terrible
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Another word for porn. TV or otherwise.
Band Kid 1 : "Hey, I just finished watchin' some Star Trek bro."
Band Kid 2 : "Cool, me too. I use my left hand though."
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A midwestern woman in her 30s usually divorced with or without kids, who prides herself in watching sci-fi shows such as Dr.Who and specifically Star Trek. Reads mostly Sci fi or non-fiction stuff. Probably has tattoos and pierced nippers. These women claim to have never had an orgasm or being always horny.
MAN1: Samantha is a star trek slut
MAN2: Why do you say that?
MAN1: 1. She's from South Wisconsin.
2. She's into sci-fi
3. She has pierced nipples
4. I fingered her for half an hour and she still didn't cum!
Man2: That definitely makes her a star trek slut!
To perform a sexual act on a vagina that has never been touched, proded, masterbatued, or anything else sexual in nature.
I am going out tonight looking for a star trek vagina.
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Star Trek Nerd, a normal person who enjoys the show. Is not always a virgin. Is not always middle aged, unattractive, or still living at home. Often is a regular member of society with an interest in social change.
Matt Damon is going to be Captain Kirk in the new Star Trek Movie, he's such a Star Trek nerd!
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Trek marlin kids are those mtbers who buy a trek marlin, and then call 1-3 ft drops massive. They usually think they are the best riders ever but in reality they suck. They also never take advice and think they know how to do everything. They also think trek is the best brand bikes and everything else sucks.
Trek marlin kids “Dude look at that massive drop” I just did”
Normal mtbers goes and rolls it bc it was 1 ft tall
J. J. Abrams directed, 2009, eleventh movie in the Star Trek franchise, and an ultimately EPIC film.
Stars; Chris Pine as Captain James T. Kirk, Zachary Quinto as Mr. Spock and Eric Bana as Captain Nero (the bad guy)
Also; Karl Urban as Dr. Leonard "Bones" McCoy, Leonard Nimoy as Spock Prime, Zoe Saldana as Nyota Uhura, John Cho as Hikaru Sulu, Anton Yelchin as Pavel Chekov and Simon Pegg as Montgomery "Scotty" Scott.
Abrams put a time-travel storyline in so he could mix shit up abit and not have to be tied down to the already established canon details.
"Have you seen Star Trek xi yet?"
"Naah, I'm not a Trekkie, man!"
"Who cares, its a J. J. Abrams film, you'll be a Trekkie by the end of it!!!!"
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