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a masturbation session right when you wake up to start the day
Schools in 20 minutes, I feel lousy, I'm going for a morning tug to brighten my day
*Jizzes all over himself* Shit..I'm 15 minutes late now
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A rating system used to rate women on their masturbatory appeal.
Similar to the traditional binary rating system (would you have sex with her or not), this rating system is to divide girls into two well defined groups based predominately on looks. Generally if a girl passes the tug test, she’ll be a “1” on the binary scale. The tug test’s primary function is to further separate the upper echelon of attractive girls from the general populace.
Would you tug to her?... It’s a fair question.
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Tug Test! What do you think of Marsha Brady?
Oh! She’s a “1”; I’d tug to her for sure!
What about Jan?
Ugh… I wouldn’t tug to her, but I’d probably do her.
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Pichu gave an elephant tug.
Inferno is to young to get elephant tugs.
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A discreet method for a male to give himself a quick wank inside of his trousers. Generally performed by masturbating the genitals with the hands placed in one or both of the pants pockets. Occurs commonly in public places or during work hours when open masturbation would be very problematic or one cannot move to private location for relief. Trouser Tugs generally do not reach full climax due to the mess and problems associated with the appearance of Trouser Gravy.
Dan was so horny at work sitting in his cubicle while on conference call. Since he couldn't leave the call to go to the men's room for a quick wank to blow his load, he chose to sit at his desk and give himself a Trouser Tug instead. He chose not to cream himself and blow Trouser Gravy as he had to meet with his boss after the call.
The art of going to have a fairly quick masturbation
"Lads I'm going for a quick tug"
One last jerk off session before one goes to bed.
Before I to to bed I enjoy my evening tug.
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a hand job
She gave a great tug job at the end and I busted a nut all over her hand
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